I told you I'd be back soon and I do NOT disappoint. So here we are smack dab in the middle of the season. I decided to pick 10 things from the episode that I learned and share them with you.
1. Holding a dog over a toilet and saying "Go Potty" won't make a dog pee.
Apparently Farrah didn't know this. My only hope is that she didn't try to potty train Sophia that way but I wouldn't put it past her...
2. You can get a "C" in "Skills".
Just so you know, in order to get the degree at the college you have to take a class called Skills. I'm sure it probably has a number or something too like Skills 101 or Skills 400 etc. Anywho, Farrah got a "C" in it. She doesn't agree of course. She should've talked to her advisor to see if she could substitute Skills 101 for Bitchiness 402. She would've definitely gotten an "A" in that course. Hell, she probably could've taught the course.
3. Condom wrappers can double as toys.
Oh Gary....you can leave out as many condom wrappers as you want but I'm not buying it. You're not sleeping with anyone but yourself and leaving those things out on the floor was just a deliberate attempt to get America to see them. You know children are attracted to shiny things. Leah was going to pick those up no matter what. Good try Gary....good try...
4. If two parents show up at a birthday party they're automatically back together.
I did not know this but I'll file this under things I need to remember before I invite Olivia's dad anywhere. Apparently showing up together for a birthday party automatically means you are back together. Writing this down now....... Thanks in advance Gary. Pretty sure Amber could've taken some time out of her sitting down and complaining about how much her life sucks but not doing anything about it schedule to come to her daughter's birthday party.
5. If you don't visit your child for awhile she will end up calling you by your first name only.
Leah yelling "Ammmbaaa" at the end of the phone call for the win!!! It made me happy and sad at the same time. Also I'm glad Leah can actually say words since she usually just shakes her head wildly while her parents argue. Can someone please get through to Amber and tell her that these are the times you don't get back!! Don't they still live in the same town as each other? Get up and go see your daughter you lazy (fill in the blank).
6. When Tyler and Catelynn's life is normal it is boring as hell.
O...M..G.. they are so sweet but without their effed up parents they are like watching paint dry. I need someone in the episode to be wearing a mullet while smoking a Newport and cussing their kid out or I'll have to DVR these episodes and skip over their parts from now on. P.S. I'm not a total biotch. =) The retreat seems great. I'm glad it helps Catelynn.
7. Ryan does not want to get back with Maci again....ever.
I know he Amy Winehouse "No, No, No'd" his mom when she asked him but....Yes he does! Yes he does! Yes he does! (<---Sorry that's just my inside feelings being let out). Just get back together please? Come on guys. Do it for the fans. You know you want to. We sacrifice 1 hour of our time to watch the show each week. Can't you do something for us? Wait...what? You had a baby as a teen and put your life on display for MTV?....whatever...
8. Maci is a huge whore.
Are you as confused as I am? Ok good. Ryan's mom just can't wait to stir up some drama as she runs to Ryan to tell him that she thinks Maci and Kyle are living together. Does she not have cable? They've lived together before and I didn't see her having a hissy fit then. Anyway, she tells Ryan that he shouldn't want men coming in and out of Bentley's life. I didn't know Maci worked at the Bunny Ranch... Umm....pretty sure that's the ONLY guy she's dated since Ryan. Should we even mention Ryan's track record ( I would probably be a casualty if I lived down there. He really is hot)? I rest my case.
9. Where are Kyle's teeth?
Seriously, where are they? I've never seen them. Does he have teeth. He does mumble a lot....hmm....
10. Taking a shot every time Ryan yawns is NOT a safe drinking game.
So I decided to take a shot for every yawn this episode. Fyi, don't EVER try that. No more vodka shots during an episode of teen mom again. How can a person yawn that many times during one episode? It's seriously not safe. Is he in on my little game? If not I want him checked out stat..
So there you go. 10 things I learned. I hope you got as much out of this episode as I did. Leave a comment and let me know what you think (I love feedback!)! See ya next week! Oh and take a little time to enjoy the view (or whatever)...