Thursday, August 11, 2011

If her Keds light up, she's too young for you bro!!!!!!

"I'm not going to let the whole "Ron thing" get to me.  I'm just not." - OOOkkkaay Sammi...

They'rrrrrrreeeeeee Baaaaaack Broooooooooooo!

Jersey has landed and they're back to fist pump the f*ck out of Italy!  Here are some things I noticed:

-Deena attacking Pauly D with her tongue.....ewwwwwwwww
-Ronnie being surprisingly calm this entire episode (possibly off the juice??)
-The cast is working at a pizza place in Florence (Now I guess they'll have something to put on their resume when they're applying for jobs once the show's run is over).
-Snooki hooked up with Snitch but won't admit it to anyone (I wouldn't either).
-The roommates finally decided to confront Sammi on how stupid she acts about Ronnie when she's drunk.
-Two grown straight men should never be in an Italian hot tub together EVER.

I'll also be showcasing a favorite Snookcessory every episode.  This week: Furry Boots
 <--There's a super pissed off Pomeranian out there that's shivering right now.
On to the favorite quotes of the episode:

"Let's just say if I f*ck her tonight & then I f*ck other girls....I don't want her to cry you know." - Pauly (classy)

"Making coffee in Italy is like making coffee in the 1600's." - J-Woww

"Nice Windbreaker Bro!" - Vinny

"If Gionni can't make Snooki happy, then the Situation is more than happy to step up to the plate and hit a homer." - Sitch (more like an infield single....)

"Como se dice lost?"- Pauly

"It looks like a Dominoes version of Italy pizza."- Sammi (get familiar with it girlie)

"Where'd you learn to make pizza?  B*tch I made it in Florence so shut your mouth and enjoy your pizza!" - J-Woww (hold off on having kids/grandkids for awhile J-Woww)

"I don't speak Italian, how the f*ck would I know how to make a pizza." - Snooki

"She loves the hot salami." - The boys about Snooki.  So true boys.  Snookie DOES want smush smush.....

"I love Rome!!  I mean...Italy!" - Snooki
Finally the best part of the episode - "She's too young for you".  The guys are now realizing the importance of ID'ing these hoebags they bring home.  However there ARE some tell-tell signs...

1.  "Yo, if she still has coloring books, she's too young for you yo!"

2.  "If she still has parental controls on her television at home she's too young for you man!"

3.  "If she has Snow White on DVD, she's too young for you bro!"

4. "If her Keds still light up, she's too young for you bro!"


I cannot WAIT until next week when we get some more details on the Snooki/Sitch/Smush Situation <--Did you get all that?  Also, 2 episodes down and Sammi and Ronnie haven't hooked up yet...("yet" being the operative word).  However, Operation Desperate and Annoying Sammi IS in full force...

What was your favorite part of the episode???  =)


  1. I don't even watch this show, but you have me cracking my ass up. I think you should screen all reality tv for me and give me the best parts. LMAO

  2. Hahaha you nailed it! Never really liked this show but this has made it much more entertaining