Lindsay Lohan does drugs???!!!!- WHAT???!!!!!

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20427361,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

Breaking news ya'll!!! Lindsay Lohan does drugs.  Apparently those pesky little court ordered drug tests catch everything!  Also in breaking news, the sky is blue, there are seven days in the week, and the Pope is Catholic.....I'll keep you posted if anything else arises...