tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64656994771537385112024-02-06T19:08:17.180-08:00Fist Pumping Post-Teen Mom-----> Me Gusta Trainwrecks!!!Post-Teen Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17359003380780762186noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6465699477153738511.post-3725133772433584242012-01-13T16:39:00.000-08:002012-01-13T16:39:54.330-08:00This was more exciting than Jersey Shore this week.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/8K4eBKL3ULs?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Sorry. Jerzday was a bore this week. To recap. They're back in Seaside. Vinny is still depressed. They go out to a club. They run home in the rain. Sitch actually hooks up with a real chick. The girl Pauly brings home steals his change and then probably realized after telling all her friends what happened that the cameras were on her the entire time so she brings it back the next day. Vinny leaves. The end. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Also, I was just swamped with work this week. I'm so so sorry. See you next week!!!</div>Post-Teen Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17359003380780762186noreply@blogger.com55tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6465699477153738511.post-72814026631206390772012-01-11T10:29:00.000-08:002012-01-12T12:18:40.161-08:00Teen Mom 2, Season 2, Episode 6 & 7 : I watched this show for 2 hours and all I got was this blog....<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiN61XrQ-YK4meEb_GTOD8_8PL5AhQPnWkc91_Uc1g0DOiUlPwSSMCr6qNbnvcIxvEXUToeigo9CJ0lxlI1d5sNm5nYOmI_ptXb9LgmhAoaeRDRHjgy3KWuhGkZ9aL7vmq9uU461oXUTKo/s1600/fb3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="181" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiN61XrQ-YK4meEb_GTOD8_8PL5AhQPnWkc91_Uc1g0DOiUlPwSSMCr6qNbnvcIxvEXUToeigo9CJ0lxlI1d5sNm5nYOmI_ptXb9LgmhAoaeRDRHjgy3KWuhGkZ9aL7vmq9uU461oXUTKo/s320/fb3.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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Dear lord. This week was an endurance test for me. I legit thought that MTV was possibly trying to kill me by showing 2 shows back to back. <br />
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<b><u>Leah -</u></b> Just in case anyone else was keeping track Leah said "Geneticist" 1, 245,900 times this episode (give or take a few times. Geneticist. Geneticist. Geneticist) oh and she still can't pronounce it. Anygeneticist, they go to the geneticist (drink!) and learn that Ali may have some sort of genetic disorder but they won't know the results of the blood tests 4 weeks. I think the genetic disorder was call coloradomelia dysplasia or something (don't quote me on that. I was drifting off from time to time while watching). Oh also a Physical Therapist came by and said that Ali needs some braces to be able to stand. The good news is that they said that she will be able to stand and probably walk. Yay for good news for them. Oh also Ali stands on her own (assisted). Leah's mom remembers that she got Leah to walk by putting cheese puff out and leah would walk to get them. That explains a lot. Especially why Leah insists on being the shade of cheese puffs. And, Ali doesn't have that disorder. They tell Leah to keep doing the physical therapy and to contact them in a year. I would get a second opinion. Something's just not right there.<br />
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<b><u>Chelsea -</u></b> She has to move out of her house because the owners are wanting to sell it. She makes an agreement with Randy to get a place with the budget being $700 max. She goes and finds a place that rents for $790 a month. She's never going to get that GED with those math skills....Oh and Chelsea's going to try to pay utilities. How hard is life for her? Also, she died her hair Playboy bunny bleach blonde and got some crazy extensions. She loves it. It makes my eyes hurt. Apparently Adam hates it too because he's back to being a d-bag and isn't coming around as much. We all know how this is going to end right? Also, Chelsea's 1 ride or die friend Megan is back and guess what? She's pregnant. However you probably knew that because it looked like she gained about 25lbs and her belly is showing. We then get to witness the only time I've seen Chelsea be smart ever as she tells Megan how hard it's been for her since she had a baby. In all actuality it hasn't been realistically hard for Chelsea since MTV and her father has supported her this entire time. However Megan doesn't have that MTV check to fall back on since MTV's not interested in picking up her pregnancy as a spin off. Sorry Megan! Good luck!<br />
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<b><u>Kailyn- </u></b>Let's see here. I think Kailyn's back to burning bridges again. She's still not communicating with her mom (crazy Suzi) and she can't seem to understand why Janet would be upset with her. I used to feel sorry for her but now it's obvious that she has serious issues when it comes to communicating with others. She either acts rude or cries. It's getting old. Moving on, it's Isaac's 1st birthday and Kailyn throws a party at her income-subsidized apartment. Kailyn makes some cupcakes and everyone comes over and has a blast. Jordan even bought Isaac some shoes that seriously won't even fit Isaac for at least 3 years. Later, she totals her car and has to get it salvaged. She has no money cant afford to get a new car. She decides it's time to file for child support but instead of calling Jo to speak to him about it like an adult she leaves a voicemail. "Hi, it's me. I'm filing for child support. Bye." Jo is pissed and handles it in his old Jo style by calling and spitting out some insults but she just hangs up on him. Note to Kailyn: You can do whatever you want regarding child support but when you're filming your second season for a hit MTV show and you're carrying a Coach purse and talking on an I-phone it's hard for us to see that you're broke.<br />
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<b><u>Jenelle-</u></b> Jenelle missed the deadline <strike>on purpose </strike> to enroll into school so she has to wait to re-enroll in the summer. Also she has to go to court due to the breaking and entering/ marijuana charges that she racked up last season. Kieffa is out of jail and Jenelle is running back to him. He gladly accepts his meal ticket and things are back to normal for them. Before court Jenelle went to see her lawyer who told her that she needs to stop smoking weed. I love how Jenelle admitted to smoking, said it would be on her drug test during court and then asked how long she would need to stay clean for. She's more committed to that than she is to Jace. Jenelle's car breaks down and she works out a "deal" to get a very nice used car (thank you MTV wink wink). Also in this 2 parter we get some good gems of advice from Barb about court such as:<br />
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"Kieffa's done. He's done." "Whateva you do don't lie about smokin' da weed to the judge man. He'll throw da book at ya!"<br />
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I heart Barb. I heart her so much. They get lucky because court's closed (possibly because of snow flurries? I love the South). Later Jenelle gets a text from an ex-boyfriend and it starts a fight with Kieffa. He says that Jenelle gets texts from guys and he doesn't get texts from any girls. Probably because you live on a grassy knoll. Do they get phone reception out there? Keiffa walks out and doesn't talk to Jenelle for 4 days. By day 4 she's on a 5150 status and is ready to break. She can't even watch Jace for 10 minutes so Barb can go pay the sewaaaa bill because she's in her room crying and repeatedly calling Kieffa. She finally gets ahold of him and he comes over in his nicest Betty White t-shirt to break up with her. She starts crying and even chases him down the street after he gets in his friends car saying that she loves him. Pathetic.<br />
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Whew! I'm exhausted. On next week, Kailyn gets bangs and talks to Jo about child support, Adam leaves Chelsea (shock), they may have figured out what's going on with Ali and Kieffa realizes who has been paying for him and comes crawling back. Stay tuned.<br />
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P.S. I know I spell Kieffer's name wrong all the time. I don't care. =)Post-Teen Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17359003380780762186noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6465699477153738511.post-41304488656177164722012-01-06T09:17:00.000-08:002012-01-06T09:26:34.651-08:00Jersey Shore Season 5, Episode 1: MTV's 1 hour Plan-B Commercial<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNVuYR_8kd-thgZEO9aSA7UsAyLGHgTI1EzMD5-lbSuioy4Ci7hLGrCpWvyQeHEr3LOEtTLmcjwl20Y5FP7hixjwdgRFulTiyQmj12iP9NeDZg-utiyuABPh36dLIwfoYTqXsmJLMrqfg/s1600/5_vinny.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="181" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNVuYR_8kd-thgZEO9aSA7UsAyLGHgTI1EzMD5-lbSuioy4Ci7hLGrCpWvyQeHEr3LOEtTLmcjwl20Y5FP7hixjwdgRFulTiyQmj12iP9NeDZg-utiyuABPh36dLIwfoYTqXsmJLMrqfg/s320/5_vinny.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Well, they're baaaaack. The guys and gals of the Shore are back in the US of A and they couldn't be happier. Especially because they have the opportunity to GTL and get fresh to deaf in Jersey (which I believe is what our forefathers fought so diligently for). Anywho the gang is over the moon to be back in the armpit of America, i.e. Jersey. The first thing they do is go to the T-shirt shop where they'll be working again this summer. I thought this was fitting because in about 3 years you will be able to go back to that very same T-shirt shop and see most of the cast still working there full time. Except for Vinny. Vinny will be going to college and living in his old room at his mom's house ( I have high hopes for him). They spend the rest of the night enjoying the Boardwalk which looks just like a huge carnival. I'm sure it was a blast.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The next day the boys go out to GTL. We'll start in that order. Ronnie and his roids are SO happy that he gets to lift again (it gets the aggression out). Pauly runs into the tanning salon like his blow out is on fire and asks for the darkest lotion STAT. I'm just going to say this right now. Pauly D is darker than me and I was born this way. I'm not sure if that's healthy or not. Sitch gives over an entire bag of clothing to be dry cleaned, I imagine because he hasn't washed his clothes since he left for Italy. That night they go out for drinks and.....SURPRISE all their friends and family are there! What a surprise! Vinny even cries. It was beautiful. I think Vinny's creepy Uncle Nino got to hug and feel up everyone too. Joy. The thing that got to me was looking at the dads. Did anyone see Snooki's dad? He was cut! No wonder she likes juice heads. And J-Woww's dad I believe was a stand in for Dumb and Dumber (don't quote me on that). </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Moving on to the scripted drama, Sitch's friend "The Unit" (seriously he's called that) is there and he's ready to start some curly haired blow out drama with Snooki and her overly waxed boyfriend Jionni. Snooki looking as guilty as ever starts yelling at The Unit. Why? I'm not sure. Probably just because she knows she's guilty. In the mix of course is the Situation who yells "Stop" about 1 million times even though he started it. Isn't it ironic? Don't ya think? Well nothing happens, and they end up going home to potentially start drama. Unfortunately Snooki sees this coming and she and Jionni hole up in her room for the night never to be seen again. The MTV producers must be pissed. They go back home and we get to see a montage of the Sitch and The Unit getting ready to um....go downstairs? It involves sweats, cologne, desperation and moisturizer. They go downstairs and there's a drunk Ryder and Pauly D. I'll fast forward. He gets it in with Ryder which leads to some great sayings that I'll list later. Best moment of the night is when Pauly D and Ryder are lying in his bed and a drunk Deena walks in and just sits there. It's never happening Deena. I'm sorry honey. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><u>Chelsea- </u></b> Chelsea and Adam are still together? <span style="font-family: Wingdings;">ß</span>the question mark is intentional. Anylowstandards, they decide to go out and cut down a Christmas tree together. Chelsea and Aubrey put on their best Cheetah print jackets which I think may be dangerous as they could get shot at any time in South Dakota for looking like animals. Adam got a job working with generators or something (no experience needed I guess) and he and Chelsea are back together. She asks her family to give Adam a second chance. Her mom and her sister (who’s still bitter bc she didn’t get on Teen Mom) agree to give him a chance. Randilicious refuses. I guess he’s the only one that remembered and watched her entire 16 and Pregnant episode as well as the first season of Teen Mom. Time for Christmas at Chelsea’s mom’s house. Chelsea’s mom, Cheslea, Adam, Aubrey, Chelsea’s bitter sister and her daughter Braylee are there. Btw, are there two Aubreys? She and her little cousin Braylee look exactly the same. Do they use them both during filming like they did with the Olsen twins during Full House?<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><u>Kailyn-</u></b> YAAAAAWWWWWWN. This is Kailyn’s first Christmas in the apartment. Isaac is going to Jo’s for Christmas Eve so she’s going to be alone for Christmas morning. Kailyn decides to write Jo’s mom Janet a letter to try to work things out with her. I can’t wait to see how Kailyn’s letter is going to go. I imagine it will sound condescending like she does most of the time “Janet, I’m sorry that you’re like pissed at me. I didn’t mean to hurt you but…..sigh… like...I’m like <i>sorry </i>ok??” Jordan comes over on Christmas Eve and gives her some gifts. Jordan’s so sweet but I have a question. I don’t want to say it out loud. Can I just text it to you?? Is Jordan slow? Just an observation. We’ll discuss later. Moving on. It’s Christmas morning and Kailyn goes to pick up Isaac. She comes over and gives a letter to Janet. Janet gives Kailyn some sort of little present. Janet reads the letter and decides to accept Kailyn’s apology (somewhat). When are Kailyn and Jo going to hook up again and get back together? You know it's going to happen. It's just a matter of time.<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><u>Leah –</u></b> Corey and EYE are so excited about Christmas this year!! Leah wants to do it big because the girls were in the hospital last year (because they had just been born). Leah goes to talk to her mom about Christmas. She says that she put over $500 worth of Christmas presents on layaway at K-mart. So basically she put an entire double-wide mortgage payment worth of presents on layaway for the girls. Is it just me or is Leah’s hair blending in with the white walls at her mom’s house. Her mom tells her “Don’t get Agg-ra-vay-ted (<span style="font-family: Wingdings;">ß</span>-I spelled it exactly how she said it) because they don’t do what you expect them to do. They’ll be more excited in the paper than the presents.” They go to the VFW to celebrate the girls’ birthday. The girls seem less than impressed but at least the cake tasted good. Time for Christmas at the trailer park!!!! Leah and Corey are wrapping presents and Corey wraps one with duck tape (as is tradition). Maybe there’s a new hat wrapped up there amongst the gifts? They bought a Santa suit and Corey is going to wear it to surprise the girls. Aleeah cries and Ali just gives him a side-eye and cries. Maybe if he would’ve worn that stringy hat they wouldn’t have been so afraid. Btw I see like 4 gifts under the tree. Didn’t she say she spend over $500? Where did that all go? On a tanning package and a bleaching kit for her hair? Oh well at least everyone’s happy. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><u>Jenelle- </u></b>Jenelle failed a bunch of her classes because she was hanging out with this homeless guy and not paying attention to her classes or her son. He assaulted her, she pressed charges, and now he’s in jail. Now that she’s bored, she wants to go bail out the homeless guy so she can ignore her son again and not pay attention to her classes. Seriously. Everyone got that? Facepalm. This episode we get to see Barb’s boyfriend, Mike, talk more than he has in any other episode combined. He wants the old Jenelle back. You know the one with a great personality and a ton of friends. I’d like the old Jenelle back as well. Mostly because I’ve never actually seen that old Jenelle on any of the MTV episodes she has ever been on. They celebrate Christmas early because Barb has to go out of town (Wal-Mart meat cutting convention maybe) and they decide to open presents. Cute baby moment: Jace hugging that teddy bear that Jenelle bought him. Awww. Jenelle got Barb some fake Ugg boots and Barb could not be more excited. Especially because she likes the “Dawk Collah!!!” Lord, I love Barb and her accent. Later on Jenelle flips out on Barb over changing a diaper and Barb takes the baby and leaves. I think this fight is more over the fact that Jenelle is embarrassed that Barb now knows that she’s on academic probation at school but I’m here to blog, not to talk about the serious underlying psychological issues that are actually at hand. See, that last sentence had <b><u>WAY</u></b> too many syllables in it. Sorry about that. It will never happen on this blog again people. Ok, so back to Jenelle. Now that she’s bored and mad at Barb she decides to really make the effort to get Kieffah out of jail. Well, most of the people won’t answer her calls and the ones that do won’t sign to get him out because they think he will run. She calls her “friend” Tiffany and she walks down the street to meet with Jenelle. So many questions. Why does Tiffany look like she smells? Is Jenelle the only one with a car? Why does everyone else walk everywhere out there? And wth is on that girl’s lip? In the end no one will bail out Kieffah and Jenelle’s in tears. That’s what low self esteem looks like people. Thank you MTV.<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><u>LEAH</u></b><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Leah’s exhausted because after a full day of work she has to go pick up the girls AND put them to bed still. Welcome to reality Leah. Corey and Leah put the girls to bed and then talk about Ali’s doctor appointment. Corey’s still wearing that old stringy nasty hat and he still doesn’t open his mouth when he talks so I don’t really know anything that he said. Honey, open your mouth please. Then MTV won’t have to pay to add subtitles when you talk. It’s time for Ali’s doctor appointment. Ali’s eyes are doing better so she won’t need surgery but her optic nerves are smaller than normal. Now usually I don’t put my personal life into these blogs but my daughter’s optic nerves are also smaller than normal and we had to go through the same process that Leah’s going through. It sucks and they cannot give you a true diagnosis. They just tell you to wait and that you won’t know anything until her eyes fully develop. It sucks and I feel for her. For this reason I am not going to make fun of her Pamela Anderson Halloween wig hair this episode. I will wait until next week. After the appointment Leah calls her mom to discus the appointment and let’s her know that Ali’s going to need an M-R-EYE of the brain. She has a convo with Corey about it too and Leah says that she’s not going to accept that Ali has brain damage until it has been proven by a specialist. The next day they go to Corey’s parent’s house and the other twin, Aleeah, takes her first 2 steps. In response Ali gives her twin the “honey badger don’t give a damn” face. Corey’s stepmom says that her WebMd research shows that Ali may lose vision in her eye. Btw, just a tip. Don’t ever google or WebMd anything. You will always get the worst case scenario. Always. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal">Guess who’s back. Once again. Teen Mom’s back. Tell a friend. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">I’m baaaaack and I’m here to recap the ever loving crap out of Teen Mom 2!!!<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><u>Kailyn<o:p></o:p></u></b></div><div class="MsoNormal">Kailyn, the cowardly lion, is still dating Jordan. Ummm how can I say this without being mean…..Jordan is such a tool. Seriously I think Kailyn and her sour puss face can do so much better but it’s whatever makes her happy I guess. Kailyn calls Jo to ask if she can get Isaac early for trick- or-treating and they have a civilized conversaion. Yay! Since Jo’s not filming another rap video for youtube I guess he’s willing to be more accommodating. I’ll admit it. It’s nice to see them be nice to each other. It’s healthy. You don’t see healthy on this show a lot. Jordan, Kailyn and Isaac go trick or treating together and everyone has a great time…..yawn. They’re so normal it’s boring. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><u>Leah<o:p></o:p></u></b></div><div class="MsoNormal">Leah’s been at home with the twins and she’s wanting to get out with those hot new Pamela Anderson late Baywatch days blond extensions and partaaay!!! She tells Corey that she wants to get a job and Corey seems less than thrilled. Leah sells him on the idea by saying that she can earn some gas money. I guess the gas prices are affecting everyone these days. Corey thinks that she’ll flirt with everyone. Now I know ppl are like “Well she has twins and lives in a trailer” but seriously she’s probably the hottest commodity in West Virginia so I understand where he’s coming from. Leah goes on the job hunt (enter minimum wage job hunt montage). She finally gets a call from her mom saying that there’s job opening at the dental office. Since I guess there’s no experience needed to work with teeth at this place she goes and interviews and immediately gets the job. Corey’s still worried about her cheating (foreshadowing anyone?) but he is happy for her.<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><u>Chelsea<o:p></o:p></u></b></div><div class="MsoNormal">Chelsea’s studying for her GED. Good lord I know this show’s been off the air for a bit but how long does it take? Seriously? Adam wants to come back in the picture (more than likely because he’ll be on camera again) and Chelsea is taking the bait because she just loves punishment. Adam comes over and Chelsea gives Aubrey a nice big bottle of apple juice and puts her hair in that nice wavy style for a reunion. Adam’s trying to weasel his way to some Teen Mom 2 money and Chelsea’s eating it up. She talks to her mom about Adam and her mom tells her that Adam is no good and to just stay single. Chelsea still wants to see him though. I know he’s not the only guy in South Dakota with no life and a barb wire tattoo. Seriously Chelsea, get some self esteem and get it fast. Oh and get that GED one day too. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><u>Jenelle<o:p></o:p></u></b></div><div class="MsoNormal">So Jenelle’s been sneaking around with Kieffer because Barb doesn’t want them to be together (for obvious reasons). Jenelle’s friends (well the 2 loyal ones she has) try to warn her about Kieffer. Btw- doesn’t the girl look like a young Miranda Lambert? Just me? Ok. Anywho Jenelle’s not listening because she loves living on the edge (which leads to living on the street) so we all see how this is going to end up. Finally what we’ve all been waiting for. Barb and Jenelle start their fight. Barb is mad because she says Jenelle was out too late and she has to go to work (in the meat department at Wal-Mart) and she can’t be late. I just feel so bad for Jace. Good lord, through all this he just sits there and takes it all in. What a disaster. She calls Kieffer and he walks down the street (literally, you know bc he lives on the street) to comfort her. Btw- how does he have a phone? Isn’t he homeless? Who pays that bill? Finally it’s Halloween and Jenelle meets up with Kieffer who is standing on the side of the road waiting for her to drive up. They hang out and then Jenelle gives him her car so he can hang out with friends. They do this exchange and then Kieffer drops her off…..right in front of the house….because we know Barb’s not going to be watching her at all right? #Epicfail. Barb right on cue confronts Jenelle and the fight that I’ve been waiting 55 minutes for finally begins!<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Now due to the accents and craziness it’s a little hard to hear it all but I got the jist of it. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><u><br />
</u></b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><u>Barb</u></b>: Well Jenelle I seen you with Kieffaaah! Get out!!!<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><u>Jenelle</u></b>: “I can touch my child. Get the f*ck off, stupid b*tch!” <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: Wingdings;">ß</span>how is she still alive? My mom would’ve murdered me and she would’ve used this episode to prove just cause.</b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">(Barb gives the baby to her boyfriend Mike)<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><u>Barb</u></b>: “Ya done!” and Barb throws Jenelle’s clothes out the door.<br />
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(It’s like an episode of Cops without the cops.)<br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><u>Barb</u></b>: “I hope yah have fun living in the f*cking street with yah booooooyfrieeeend!!! (EPIC)<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><u>Barb</u></b>: I thought you broke up with this son of a b*tch. Tell yah boyhfriennd to come pick you up!”<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><u>Barb</u></b>: Yah to selfish to take care of yah kid yah little b*tch!” - door slam.<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">As you can tell, Barb won the fight by a mile with her clothes throwing skills and her awesome comments. Trick or treating should be nice and awkward since I’m guessing that all of their neighbors crack the blinds so they can watch every second of this.<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">Next week:<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">Kailyn worries about bills (yawn).<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">Leah goes to the doctor to talk about her child’s condition.<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">Chelsea goes back to Adam.<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">Jenelle and Kieffer fight.<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">Stay with me people. It’s bound to get better from here right? <o:p></o:p></div>Post-Teen Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17359003380780762186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6465699477153738511.post-35794823101797673772011-10-07T09:07:00.000-07:002011-10-07T12:09:41.389-07:00Jersey Shore: Season 4, Episode 10- Brought to you by the letter "V" as in Vino<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2N_RsEdmiUUAM9L9uyhKYNNlZ4tH88aRNF-j40wSkwRllGKivERnYkXDdtPVn9iOMXZJkDfsf9hsgORNrPLOM1X0pTIRMtAXYxsBaliLFBmgml2B-dtm6JpCHLb2L_PNPiNdUndTJGUU/s1600/3_group.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="181" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2N_RsEdmiUUAM9L9uyhKYNNlZ4tH88aRNF-j40wSkwRllGKivERnYkXDdtPVn9iOMXZJkDfsf9hsgORNrPLOM1X0pTIRMtAXYxsBaliLFBmgml2B-dtm6JpCHLb2L_PNPiNdUndTJGUU/s320/3_group.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">This week we get to see the wreckage from what happened last week. We get to see Snooki do the walk of shame from Vinny’s bed to her room. Since she’s been drunk 24-7 since flying into Florence she has no idea what happened. So she decides to go out for mimosas with J-Woww. J-Woww tells Snooki how Mike told everyone about them hooking up and Snooki is pissed. I mean she yelled out “crazy pants!!” at him at like 7 in the morning so you know she’s mad. I would be mad too. She probably caught something. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
</span> </div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">During all this Sitch calls his friend “The Unit” (really? The Unit?) and goes all white boy gangsta on the phone while talking about what happened b/t him and Snooki. Why is he still bragging about this? I mean Snooki’s gotten on nearly half the house, she isn’t really such a prized commodity is she? He decides in his best “I smashed my face into a wall” head to make up a lie and say that he gave “The Unit" Jionni’s number and see “who the rat is”. Pauly D thinks this is hilarious (probably because he’s the only one who stays out of all the drama). While I normally think Mike is an idiot I think he’s really doing all of this just to prove he is right and that Snooki is lying. Whatever. MTV needs the ratings so here we go!!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Back to mimosas. After Snooki and JWoww go out for their daily drink sans food they go running through the streets of Italy. Snooki is carrying a luggage case with her. I’m guessing that is just so she’ll be ready to go as they could deport these idiots at any time. She chases down a nun and then does cartwheels in the street……totally normal. She also buys a HUGE bottle of wine (I mean HUGE) and proceeds to accidentally drop it and shatter it in the process. I bet that bottle of wine costs as much as I make in a month and she just laughs it off. FML….why did I go to college?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Anywho they make their way back to the house and the minute Snooki hears that Sitch may have ratted her out she starts running through the house like a crazy woman throwing anything she can at him. No one tries to stop this fight. Mike’s bobbing and weaving (kind of like Snooki did on him) and trying to get away from little 4’9” Snooki. All Snooki can do is yell and say “Fuck you!” (i.e. she’s guilty). Btw- wth is going on with Sitch’s hair in Italy this season? It looks like a weasel died on his head.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">The gang splits up for some unknown reason. The girls go to a wine tasting tour in Tuscany and the boys go to visit Vinny’s family in Sicily. Snooki and JWoww have a mini argument since Snooki doesn’t want to get up. Does anyone notice how Snooki keeps saying that JWoww is a bad best friend but really Snooki is the crappy friend?? Just saying. Anywho they put on their dresses that show the least cleavage and their best church hats (Snooki’s is cheetah print of course) and head out the door. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqfhuvUk-0WVhfLDgOTrkN5CjXCcc7VoMQFPnR_Tszb_60S5MMGId2zEDemiOn4nru8HPU1zJOnC-E59mUKpa94KmoxHtrAHRVhMs0bvSQc25mLPN6y1X5hDuCuwBZqEZKzjgF-VlyT4w/s1600/4_guys.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="181" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqfhuvUk-0WVhfLDgOTrkN5CjXCcc7VoMQFPnR_Tszb_60S5MMGId2zEDemiOn4nru8HPU1zJOnC-E59mUKpa94KmoxHtrAHRVhMs0bvSQc25mLPN6y1X5hDuCuwBZqEZKzjgF-VlyT4w/s320/4_guys.jpg" width="320" /></a></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b>In order from L to R: Ronnie, Vinnie, Small Vinny, Medium Vinny, Pauly D, Sitch</b></span><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">The guys arrive at Sicily and Vinny’s family comes out. I mean the entire family came out for a chance to be on TV, I mean a chance to meet Vinny. They have a 1000 course dinner and look at old pictures. The best part is really Sitch being hit by a soccer ball in the junk. The cast has been wanting to do that all season. Good times (Ryan yawn). <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
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</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">The girls go on the wine tour at an old castle. They really aren’t interested in the history of the wine at all. They just pretty much want to get wasted and make it look classy. They get their wine and start talking about Jionni. JWoww tells Snooki the damage is done and to move on since she hooked up with Vinny. Snooki gets pissed and ends up screaming and running out of the place and into the street. She has no idea where to go though so it basically looks like she is running in circles. Sometimes she needs a leash. The rest of the wine tour is JWoww being on her phone while the man is talking and Snooki passing out on top of barrels of wine. I’m almost done writing the“I’m Sorry from America” cards to Tuscany. Great trip guys.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">They get back to Florence and Snooki & J-Woww make up (she’s gotta keep her hot friend) and then she proceeds to call her dad. Her dad tells her that Jionni changed his Facebook status to “single”. Hahaha it’s not real if it’s not on FB is it? She calls Jionni and they have an argument over the phone about the status change. Then she tells Jionni that she and Vinny didn’t have sex but she slept in his bed and they "hooked up" or whatever. Jionni says to tell Vinny he’s dead next time he sees him and then breaks up with her. Lord what I would pay to see Super Mario and Lazy Eyed Vinny have it out…<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal">The reunion starts where we left off with Amber coming back onto stage after she ran off last week. Shoot I thought that was the last I’d see of her. She seems to be doing much better after her little jaunt backstage. They talk a little bit more but I’m just ignoring drugged out Amber and her slurry mom. I want the other couples. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Ok, now to the good stuff. Tyler and Catelynn are up first. They show clips of the show. Frankly I think that they are the best and smartest couple on the show because of all of the adult decisions they made throughout the duration of this show. You can tell they’re really here to talk about serious issues because Catelynn has on her best bow in her hair with her 1980’s Flashdance off the shoulder t-shirt and Tyler has on his best Ed Hardy knock off tee. They say that their relationship is going well. They also say that Tyler gets second thoughts about the relationship. Catelynn is obviously insecure about this since she realizes that she’s gained a bit of weight and she thinks Tyler is going to leave her (he might – I don’t sugar coat).<br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal">Tyler says that issues with Butch are unresolved since he’s back in jail (man, I’m so pissed we don’t get to see the mullet this episode). Apparently he violated his parole violation and was videotaped out with April. Who turned him in? TMZ? <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Now just what I wanted. They bring out April. She’s wearing her best tank top (sans bra) and is rocking black boots outside of her jeans. If she would’ve combed her hair an put on her lip balm she would’ve easily looked the best she has looked all season. April is still hung up on the Carly adoption situation. Honestly April is being calm and articulate. I’m a bit disappointed. They’ve all gotten really close through this entire process. ***Spoiler Alert**** It stinks that Butch got out of jail and got all cracked out and choked April out causing an upcoming divorce…. Their reunion section was so sweet and calm (insert Ryan yawn). I’m happy for them.<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal">Now they bring out Ryan (Yay!!! <span style="font-family: Wingdings;">ß</span>me cheering!). Where did they hide Kyle?? Oh well who cares. Ryan is looking hot as usual. Ryan says that he didn’t want to take her to court because he thinks that they can work their parenting issues out on their own. He also thinks Maci is crazy for wanting to have another baby. Dr. Drew asks Ryan what the next 5 years would look like. He says that he would want Maci to be happy and he wants them to get along. Maci agrees. So are they going to get back together or not? I’m confused. He mentions that if he had been the one to move to Nashville and move in with someone that Maci would’ve freaked. Dr. Drew asks if he misses Maci when she’s not around. Ryan says no. Drewsers eludes that Ryan may still be in love with Maci. Ryan says that without a doubt that he’s still loves her as a person because she’s the mom of his child. He says that Maci will be in his life until the day that she dies. Dr. Drew says that he was pulling for them to get back together (as was America) and they both say that wouldn’t be healthy (right now). Dr. Drew reluctantly decides to bring out Kyle, or as Maci says it “Kyyyyyy”. Ryan says that Kyle is a good guy and that Kyle and Maci seem happy. Ryan says that it was rough when they first met (because Ryan still loved Maci right?) but they are okay now. Kyle was doing a lot of talking but I couldn’t understand it all because he can’t open his mouth. Ryan and Maci have some conversation about not getting along sometimes and blah blah blah. I think Dr. Drew helped them through it but I had to Ryan yawn so I missed that part. Are Maci and Ryan back together yet? Not yet? Okay…. Ryan’s advice to teen parents is to do everything you could to work it out and to be there for your child. Dr. Drew asks Ryan if he did everything he could to work it out with Maci (#Boom!) and Ryan doesn’t agree or deny to it. Ryan says that if he could do it over again he would’ve tried to work harder on everything. Maci looks sad about it because secretly she loves Ryan still. You know you see it America. I’m just putting it on paper (electronic paper).<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Itsyoursexlife.com plug!!!!</span></b> <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">The episode starts the morning after Snooki and Jionni (Super Mario)’s fight. Snooki was showing off her goodies in the club and Jionni left her. She wakes up and feels horrible since she can’t get in touch with him. So, she does what any other concerned girlfriend would do.... She decides to go out and get stupid drunk again. She wants JWoww to go but JWoww’s not putting up with her crazy midget ass since they were in a screaming match the night before. Snooki puts on a size Medium Men's Ed Hardy Shirt (I'm guessing) with a belt and apparently 2 abominable snowmen made shoes and books it out of the house. Once she gets to the bar Snooki decides to announce to everyone what happened between her and her boyfriend since she thinks they all should know (no one in the bar cares) and then continues to dance to house music.....at 11am....classy.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Back at the pizzeria, Pauly D, Ronnie and Deena are all working together. The boss makes Deena clean the toilet.</span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjI_hTIJhXU_ytA1puWK0jVAsUlhSMr2yi2poDhcOwGt9-eIZYuBqa8uwTpyx5ZAsxQ-H5z7VTpnCXSts-Nda8QP4LyADygmqeMnZD2PI-F4Tox1mKI_MzwEDsSQxr41TrX1375Yg_i4E/s1600/2_deena.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" height="181" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjI_hTIJhXU_ytA1puWK0jVAsUlhSMr2yi2poDhcOwGt9-eIZYuBqa8uwTpyx5ZAsxQ-H5z7VTpnCXSts-Nda8QP4LyADygmqeMnZD2PI-F4Tox1mKI_MzwEDsSQxr41TrX1375Yg_i4E/s320/2_deena.jpg" style="cursor: move;" width="320" /></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> She throws a fit because apparently she’s above cleaning toilets?? I don’t know why shes’s mad. This would be a great resume booster for her interview with McDonalds in 2 years. Deena mops the floor and then picks up the mop and rubs it all over the toilet seat…disgusting. I will forever hover in public bathrooms from here on out.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Snooki makes it home and decides to drunk dial her father to let him know how upset she is. Her dad starts to get angry on Snooki’s behalf. What I would do to see a picture of Snooki’s dad. I imagine he looks something like a mix between Mario and Luigi and he’s about 5’2”. While on the phone she starts to get mad at JWoww for not being her designated drinking buddy for the day. JWoww apologizes since she realizes that Snooki is basically helpless at this point. Did anyone see JWoww’s floaties during this scene (you couldn’t miss them)? They were huge & all over the place the whole time. What was going on there? #teamyouneedabraatalltimes.. Snooki is extremely depressed and is bringing down the mood of the entire house. Jwoww goes to call Jionni to beg him to talk to Snooki. While she’s gone Sammi “Sweetheart?” goes in to comfort Snooks. It goes something like this: "Your hair looks perfect, your hair looks very cute, who cares if your face is a mess? You look ni---, you look like you. Who cares.” </span><span style="font-family: Wingdings;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">ß</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">-lord she sucks.... JWoww gets Jionni on the phone but he says he’s not in the same city. Btw- what phones are they using? Maybe an international cell phone? They make phone calls really fast in Florence. Jionni says he can’t talk about what she did to him. I did a little digging (very little) and found out that Jionni is studying to be a teacher. Maybe having a girlfriend that shows her gentlemen greeter to the world is a turn off when your interviewing for teaching positions at the local Catholic high school?? <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">He tells Snooki that he took a train to Rome. Snooki gets all pissy and JWoww tells her to not be like Sam. I love it. Especially since Sam is still in the same room. In fact this whole reference to Sam is hilarious in my opinion. Jwoww keeps calling Snooki “Sam” and tells her to go get “Ron”. Sammi thinks the whole thing is hilarious too since I guess she’s completely changed from 2 episodes ago. Don’t get too ahead of yourself girly. I know you haven’t fought with Ronnie in one episode and that’s the record but you haven’t improved that much. JWoww and Snooki go to meet Super Mario outside the train station. He says that he is sorry about the fight but he still has to leave bc his mom changed his ticket. Snooki begs him to stay and says she’ll pay (take her offer, they got rich off this shit show) but he leaves anyway. Snooki wants to bury herself in a whole because she feels so horrible. Don’t make promises you can’t keep Snooki. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">In the house Vinny and Pauly D decide that it would be funny to put furniture on Deena’s bed. Vinny’s wearing purple pants…..it’s a little suspect but he gets a free pass because he chased Deena out of the shower naked when she tried to call him out. The crew decides to go out to the club that night but Snooki doesn’t know whether she’s going out or not. She contemplating it while drinking a beer in bed…..perfectly normal.. She finally goes out to the club and starts dancing like a maniac. She gets some poor innocent Italian kid and starts choking him out while dancing on the dance floor. Again, completely normal. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">At the club Deena confides to JWoww that she think she may be pregnant because she’s dizzy and moody all the time. Btw being dizzy and moody also comes with drinking 24-7 without taking a break, just a FYI. They leave the club and finally find some Pharmacy that looks like a dungeon where some crypt keeper is just up waiting to sell pregnancy tests at 3am. Deena takes the test and………………..not pregnant (she just missed a chance at a spinoff show). MTV decides to show the peed on pregnancy test to the world. We did not need to see that. Sidenote: Did anyone see Ronnie passed out on top of Sammi in her bed during this whole scene? Hilarious. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Snooki calls Jionni back to check on him. She’s wearing some hat that she stole from her grandma’s closet and then covered in Zebra hide because you know, that’s what you wear indoors in Florence. They get into a fight because Jionni says that she was dancing like a pig in front of her and that he was humiliated. He says that he can’t believe that he had to fly “across the country” to be humiliated </span><span style="font-family: Wingdings;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">ß</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> This is why Americans score so low on the list in Education. Across the country Jionni? Really? Please don’t say that he’s studying to be a Geography teacher. Snooki gets pissed and tells him that she’s not being herself. Jionni’s comment is priceless:<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
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</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Can’t wait for next week. Hopefully we’ll be back to Jersey Shore and not the Snooki and friends show that it has been for the past 2 weeks…</span><o:p></o:p></div>Post-Teen Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17359003380780762186noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6465699477153738511.post-72157469027011952862011-09-28T09:49:00.000-07:002011-09-28T10:45:32.438-07:00Teen Mom Season 3: Reunion Special Pt. 1 - Amber and her eyelashes walked off the set<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
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Dr. Drew starts out by asking about the domestic violence charges. Amber doesn’t know what the status is of everything but she’s scared. She doesn’t seem to understand why people are upset at her for hitting Gary. Amber says that she and Gary are trying to work things out (bad idea). Amber also says that “If you’re watching this show and you think it is glamorous then what is wrong with you.” </span><span style="font-family: Wingdings;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">ß</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">most informative thing she’s ever said. Dr. Drew commends her for trying to get help (and I do to, cause she’s a fucking train wreck). The next part is still a bit weird to me. Amber starts talking about her sister that she lost to SIDS. She says that she was about 4 or 5 and then she starts doing the ugly cry (that’s Farrah’s cry Amber. Stop it) and swaying a bit.</span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3emvyjiz6hPyhbViYqZ1XE1XeSbrwJpHfWKCIRM7CvwbJpwUzTJQNiD6WaeXjyGlW_DYT6Pg5ZYV__2uoM-dtiZpJwxo-ItKORBWTnyyNnDgxUGyro14hawAh3lOBGkUz5L0UHFF87H0/s1600/140x105.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3emvyjiz6hPyhbViYqZ1XE1XeSbrwJpHfWKCIRM7CvwbJpwUzTJQNiD6WaeXjyGlW_DYT6Pg5ZYV__2uoM-dtiZpJwxo-ItKORBWTnyyNnDgxUGyro14hawAh3lOBGkUz5L0UHFF87H0/s1600/140x105.jpg" style="cursor: move;" /></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> Her voice starts raising a few octaves and then she totally loses it. It’s a mess. Why is this the first time that she's mentioned her sister? She's been on this show for YEARS and she's never mentioned this at all. Is someone reaching for sympathy points?? Of course right after they get Amber's drug riddled emotions all up they decide to bring out Gary. Gary’s wearing his nicest blue shirt (looking like the pacific ocean) and the buttons are screaming out for help. Dr, Drew says that Gary constanly pushed Amber’s buttons this season. Gary disagrees. Btw, where did Gary’s neck go? Is that a question for another show? They discuss not having the joint birthday party. Gary says he didn’t want a joint party to protect Leah from their fighting. Amber jumps in with the attitude, the sour face and some neck rolling to let us all know that she had “changed” by then. If you listen very quietly you will hear the caterpillars on her lashes mutter “mmmm hmmm”. Gary says that he wants to be with Amber and that he’s in love with her. Dr. Drew asks Amber if she’s in love with Gary and she just sits there and looks around </span><span style="font-family: Wingdings;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">ß</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">--here’s your sign Gary. Dr. Drew tries to sugar coat it all by saying that Amber doesn’t feel safe being in love with Gary but I don’t need a PHD to see that Amber thinks that she can do better than Gary. Does Amber know that she's taping the reunion special for Teen Mom and not going to party with the cast of Jersey Shore later? With her tan, her fake lashes (that I assume she got free with her purchase of LA Colors eyeshadow) and her stringy hair extensions it looks like she thought she was going to hang out with the gang right after the show. I mean she obviously was DTF at one point right? Too much? Ok.... They finally talk about Amber’s relationship with her mom, Tonya. Tonya comes out and I start trying to figure out if Amber just looks like her dad or what happened there. Btw, was Tonya on any substances back in the day or does she need some dental work done? It’s hard to understand what she’s saying sometimes. They start talking about Amber’s sister Candice that passed away from SIDS and Amber dramatically walks off stage. Amber’s mom just sits there like a bump on a log (great parenting) while Dr. Drew goes to comfort Amber......to be continued......(Insert Ryan yawn here).</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">*Gary what is up with your one cute friend and where can we get his information?</span></b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">*Has anyone else (besides myself) thought about having a baby with Ryan?</span></b></span><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">This episode starts out with Snooki getting a breathalyzer by the Florence police because she rear ended a cop car. Yep a cop car. She doesn’t want to go to jail (since she did that last season) but she ends up going anyway because the guys cannot get her passport to her fast enough. Unfortunately they are not able to show her going to jail or anything which is unfortunate because I could only imagine how that would go. Snooki and Deena yelling “Team Meatball” and tonguing each other in the jail cell. Kind of like those old movies they used to show late at night on Cinemax right?? Her response to the whole incident was “Whatareyagonnado? Whateva?” How about not hit a cop car Snooki? That’s what I would do. Snooki gets home and immediately calls Jionni who responds by asking “Were you drunk?” They seem to know each other so well already. Jionni tells her that Roger's not coming to visit. Snooki has to tell JWoww who gets incredibly upset and does the ugly cry (not the right show JWoww). The girls decide to all go out and have a girls night. The guys go out as well. Let’s see what trash they bring back home… There’s a slight montage of the guys dancing at the club. Here’s my question. Does anyone else notice that no one else is ever dancing when the guys are on the dance floor? They just stand around and stare like “stupid americans”. I’m so embarrassed for my country. Moving on. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">JWoww decides to run off and look for Jionni herself leaving snooki to cry in the street. Honestly if she had a cup out I think people walking by would’’ve dropped in some Euros for that wonderful performance. Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, Snooki takes out her anger on a Florence taxi all Britney Spears style. “Stupid taxi cab, you’re so stupid I hate you!” Poor taxi… Ronnie finally catches up to Jionni and they have a private conversation about what happens. Ronnie says that Jionni needs to talk to Snooki and Jionni walks away. Well, I guess that’s all she wrote. Back to the streets of Florence Snooki is crying and JWoww is running around screaming in the streets with her 3 packs a day voice looking for Jionni. Is anyone surprised why foreigners hate Americans so much yet? They put Snooki in the cab home and for the first time I hear someone speaking Italian. It’s friggin Sammi….really? Someone bought Rosetta Stone tapes before this taping. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The gang decides to grill burgers while waiting for Jionni and they burn everything. How is that even possible with 3 guys working the grill? They’re never going to get jobs at McDonalds after their 15 minutes of fame is up. Jionni finally comes back and totally bypasses Snooki and runs into the bathroom. Of course Snooki follows him and they turn into Ronnie and Sammi 2.0 by arguing in the bathroom. What…A…Mess. Jionni breaks up wih her and then picks up his stuff and leaves the house.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;">They decide to group the Teen Dads into sections. First being the 2 that have f*cked up relationships. That would be Gary and Amber from Teen Mom and Adam and Chelsea from Teen Mom 2 (<---not as good as the original Teen Mom - #Ihatesequels- hashtag!). Adam is basically the same douche that we see on the show and doesn't give much insight or info except to say that "he doesn't like having to relive what happens on the show".....great... That's all I'll say about him because he called his baby a mistake and well, I just really don't care what he has to say ever. Moving on, Gary recognizes that most people think he's a p*ssy (glad you notice that Gary) but says that he's just a really nice guy and that Leah is his everything. He even asks to take a "toll" about it and it seems like the audience does like Gary. I'll admit it. I love that big ole tub of lard Gary and I wish him the best with that crazy b*tch Amber.</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;">Next up is Tyler and Corey with the f*cked up family section of the show. They show old show footage of the two guys buying engagement rings, proposing to their girls and Corey and Leah's wedding. When they pan back I think I see Corey about to do the ugly cry but he holds it in. Corey said he jumped right into marriage and then he jumped right back out. The audience laughs. Yes everyone, divorce IS hilarious. Dr. Drew slyly notes that condoms cost way less than twins. The more you know Dr. Drew, the more you know. Now they show the Tyler/Butch footage. Tyler says that their relationship is good but he doesn't think Butch will ever be sober......sad. Tyler wants to break the cycle and be a good dad to his other children eventually. He's so knowledgeable beyond his years. I just find myself constantly rooting for him whether he's with Catelynn or not.</span><br />
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Post-Teen Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17359003380780762186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6465699477153738511.post-266991938339950702011-08-14T16:06:00.000-07:002011-08-14T16:10:22.017-07:00The end of an Aero era.....<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Sadness envelops my heart as I must report to you that Gary Shirley from Teen Mom can no longer wear Aeropostale. Apparently he was sent a letter from them banning him from wearing their brand. So I guess all we can do now is reflect on the joy the 3x too small Aero tees brought us. Here's to an end of an era Gary!!</span><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLrtqQ8iXAte08YSmbMe_UlQ4kQPC9njoTh-JXpflF-pJ2nTSZtXe2M-AS0ZIuB2GZG_IqpNs614dXazLx6IejqoqYOnpdTXqnRWhT4hfLGTUpXeGqhj1MX851zMQ7r3h8D_YRLNV0yIQ/s1600/Sammi.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="181" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLrtqQ8iXAte08YSmbMe_UlQ4kQPC9njoTh-JXpflF-pJ2nTSZtXe2M-AS0ZIuB2GZG_IqpNs614dXazLx6IejqoqYOnpdTXqnRWhT4hfLGTUpXeGqhj1MX851zMQ7r3h8D_YRLNV0yIQ/s320/Sammi.jpg" width="320" /></a> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">"I'm not going to let the whole "Ron thing" get to me. I'm just not." - OOOkkkaay Sammi...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">They'rrrrrrreeeeeee Baaaaaack Broooooooooooo!</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Jersey has landed and they're back to fist pump the f*ck out of Italy! Here are some things I noticed:</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">-Deena attacking Pauly D with her tongue.....ewwwwwwwww</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">-Ronnie being surprisingly calm this entire episode (possibly off the juice??)</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">-The cast is working at a pizza place in Florence (Now I guess they'll have something to put on their resume when they're applying for jobs once the show's run is over).</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">-Snooki hooked up with Snitch but won't admit it to anyone (I wouldn't either).</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">-The roommates finally decided to confront Sammi on how stupid she acts about Ronnie when she's drunk.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">-Two grown straight men should never be in an Italian hot tub together EVER.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I'll also be showcasing a favorite Snookcessory every episode. This week: <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Furry Boots</span></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxSCOXdH9bFOWv5VAd1bGHgMjZ9JbR0MqBPpRPPzGA1RWesm0s-xvSaGwjqphfAfYCyyrFtezPyboXtpIYNNsc7bAtED6aP4brJLQVTdkZELwpGNIkPwc8ihXHm6dtW0GiZzzVbYsX_4Y/s1600/Snooki+furry+boots.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxSCOXdH9bFOWv5VAd1bGHgMjZ9JbR0MqBPpRPPzGA1RWesm0s-xvSaGwjqphfAfYCyyrFtezPyboXtpIYNNsc7bAtED6aP4brJLQVTdkZELwpGNIkPwc8ihXHm6dtW0GiZzzVbYsX_4Y/s320/Snooki+furry+boots.jpg" width="217" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><--There's a super pissed off Pomeranian out there that's shivering right now.</b></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><u><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">On to the favorite quotes of the episode:</span></b></u></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"Let's just say if I f*ck her tonight & then I f*ck other girls....I don't want her to cry you know." - Pauly (classy)</span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"Making coffee in Italy is like making coffee in the 1600's." - J-Woww</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"Nice Windbreaker Bro!" - Vinny</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"If Gionni can't make Snooki happy, then the Situation is more than happy to step up to the plate and hit a homer." - Sitch (more like an infield single....)</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"Como se dice lost?"- Pauly</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"It looks like a Dominoes version of Italy pizza."- Sammi (get familiar with it girlie)</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"Where'd you learn to make pizza? B*tch I made it in Florence so shut your mouth and enjoy your pizza!" - J-Woww (hold off on having kids/grandkids for awhile J-Woww)</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"I don't speak Italian, how the f*ck would I know how to make a pizza." - Snooki</span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"She loves the hot salami." - The boys about Snooki. So true boys. Snookie DOES want smush smush.....</span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #274e13;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">"I love Rome!! I mean...Italy!" - Snooki</span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: red;">Finally the best part of the episode - "She's too young for you". The guys are now realizing the importance of ID'ing these hoebags they bring home. However there </span><b><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: red;">ARE</span></u></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: red;"> some tell-tell signs...</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"><br />
</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">1. "Yo, if she still has coloring books, she's too young for you yo!"</span></span></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">2. "If she still has parental controls on her television at home she's too young for you man!"</span></span></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">3. "If she has Snow White on DVD, she's too young for you bro!"</span></span></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></span></b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">4. "If her Keds still light up, she's too young for you bro!"</span></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><br />
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</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I cannot WAIT until next week when we get some more details on the Snooki/Sitch/Smush Situation <--Did you get all that? Also, 2 episodes down and Sammi and Ronnie haven't hooked up yet...("yet" being the operative word). However, Operation Desperate and Annoying Sammi IS in full force...</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">What was your favorite part of the episode??? =)</span></div>Post-Teen Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17359003380780762186noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6465699477153738511.post-87695390732938396582011-08-10T22:02:00.000-07:002011-08-10T22:02:53.231-07:00Teen Mom Season 3, Episode 6 - 10 things I learned<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfQ_yRV2sNAfFL8F8MOLOpmP3xTAf1MvVP7REnmT6B-U34Ekvf69apnfdnJsOvic_Rc1kh4zw4FoshwQPw7QtghBy-SzJYFBYOAXKvTnus3wFyF6mtFRGgOFnT3GcbOS8_zq0Q0xs3RzI/s1600/leah.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfQ_yRV2sNAfFL8F8MOLOpmP3xTAf1MvVP7REnmT6B-U34Ekvf69apnfdnJsOvic_Rc1kh4zw4FoshwQPw7QtghBy-SzJYFBYOAXKvTnus3wFyF6mtFRGgOFnT3GcbOS8_zq0Q0xs3RzI/s320/leah.jpg" width="320" /></a></span></span></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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</span></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I told you I'd be back soon and I do NOT disappoint. So here we are smack dab in the middle of the season. I decided to pick 10 things from the episode that I learned and share them with you.</span></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">1. Holding a dog over a toilet and saying "Go Potty" won't make a dog pee. </span></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Apparently Farrah didn't know this. My only hope is that she didn't try to potty train Sophia that way but I wouldn't put it past her...</span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">2. You can get a "C" in "Skills". </span></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Just so you know, in order to get the degree at the college you have to take a class called Skills. I'm sure it probably has a number or something too like Skills 101 or Skills 400 etc. Anywho, Farrah got a "C" in it. She doesn't agree of course. She should've talked to her advisor to see if she could substitute Skills 101 for Bitchiness 402. She would've definitely gotten an "A" in that course. Hell, she probably could've taught the course.</span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">3. Condom wrappers can double as toys. </span></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Oh Gary....you can leave out as many condom wrappers as you want but I'm not buying it. You're not sleeping with anyone but yourself and leaving those things out on the floor was just a deliberate attempt to get America to see them. You know children are attracted to shiny things. Leah was going to pick those up no matter what. Good try Gary....good try...</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">4. If two parents show up at a birthday party they're automatically back together.</span></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I did not know this but I'll file this under things I need to remember before I invite Olivia's dad anywhere. Apparently showing up together for a birthday party automatically means you are back together. Writing this down now....... Thanks in advance Gary. Pretty sure Amber could've taken some time out of her sitting down and complaining about how much her life sucks but not doing anything about it schedule to come to her daughter's birthday party.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">5. If you don't visit your child for awhile she will end up calling you by your first name only. </span></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Leah yelling "Ammmbaaa" at the end of the phone call for the win!!! It made me happy and sad at the same time. Also I'm glad Leah can actually say words since she usually just shakes her head wildly while her parents argue. Can someone please get through to Amber and tell her that these are the times you don't get back!! Don't they still live in the same town as each other? Get up and go see your daughter you lazy (fill in the blank).</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
</span></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">6. When Tyler and Catelynn's life is normal it is boring as hell.</span></span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">O...M..G.. they are so sweet but without their effed up parents they are like watching paint dry. I need someone in the episode to be wearing a mullet while smoking a Newport and cussing their kid out or I'll have to DVR these episodes and skip over their parts from now on. P.S. I'm not a total biotch. =) The retreat seems great. I'm glad it helps Catelynn.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br />
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</span> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Yes everyone, Butch is back! With his Joe Dirt mullet and all, Butch is out of jail and back at home for the moment and everyone seems happy with his return. Tyler's kissing Catelynn, Tyler's dad is kissing Catelynn's mom, Catelynn's brother is kissing a wall (?), yep life is good. Well that is until 5 minutes in when Butch gets the call telling him he's been ordered to go to rehab....for the </span><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">8th time! </span></u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> Butch has to break the news at Tyler's mom's house and to his relief they're just happy because he's not going back to jail. For all my avid teen mom watchers I have a question. Did you know that Tyler had a sister? I feel like she just showed up tonight. I've never seen her. Ok, back to the recap. Catelynn's mom goes with Butch to drop him off at rehab. You can just see from her face that she's upset and that she's not going to handle this well. She cries and she and Butch hug and then he's off. Then for about 4 minutes I feel like I'm watching Celebrity Rehab but I'm not. Well unless you want to count Butch and his mullet as a celebrity....hmmm... We find out he was addicted to cocaine. Not crack though. Crack is whack. Just coke and that's it. Catelynn and Tyler discuss Butch's rehab while at school. Tyler's in full Pauly D Jersey Shore hair mode. Cut to a 3 second appearance from what I think is one of Butch's friends (actually a teacher) reading out an assignment. Thanks for giving us the shot of the teacher MTV, great camera work. Later at the house Catelynn's mom is starting to go all mommy dearest on Catelynn. She starts complaining that Catelynn won't participate in family time, then she starts making up rules, and finishes by bringing up Carly, cussing Catelynn out and walking out the door. Wow. Her mom is going nuts. Catelynn calls Tyler to come get her so she can get away for a bit. They discuss the whole situation with Tyler's mom. Tyler's mom suggests that Catelynn try to communicate more with her mom to help with the situation. I'm constantly amazed with how rational Tyler's mom can be. I'm also equally amazed at the fact that Tyler's dad managed to bag both Tyler's mom and Catelynn's mom. High five for Butch. Catelynn decides to come home where she finds her mom writing a love letter to Butch. And here's a surprise for everyone, her mom's still in a pissy mood. Catelynn decides to make it better by helping out around the house. Cue in a cleaning montage.....In the end they make up and we all see that all Catelynn's mom wanted was a friend to distract her from Butch being gone. MTV managed to start and end that drama all in one episode. Well played MTV, well played.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
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</div>Post-Teen Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17359003380780762186noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6465699477153738511.post-40558031360779967032010-08-26T21:20:00.000-07:002010-09-01T15:42:27.266-07:00We've got a Situation!!!!<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;">As promised I said I would be recapping this week's episode of Jersey Shore and I <b>ALWAYS</b> keep my promises so here we go!</span><br />
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</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;">(If you don't recognize the couple above let me introduce you. That's Ronnie and Sammi. And they are just as dysfunctional this season as they were last season. Let me update you on what went down tonight on Jersey Shore!)</span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;">To quickly recap last week, Snookie and JWoww wrote an "anonymous" letter to Sammi regarding Ronnie's infidelity and they have decided to give the letter to Sammi....I can smell the fuse burning from here people.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;">This episode starts out just like any other episode. JWoww spends some quality time adjusting her enormous tatas and Snooki puts on her most "Gaga-esque" sunglasses to go out and party for Gay Pride Week. The boys are up to no good at the club again. When Snooki and Jwoww get back home Snooki decides it's about that time to make her drunken nightly phone call to her boyfriend Emilio. She informs him of her night and to her surprise he's pissed about her hanging around gay men. She's confused (hell I'm confused too) and they break up right then and there. I'm still not sure exactly what happened but they're done and Snooki looks sad. I feel bad for the chick. She needs a real man in her life.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;">The boys come home from their partying and it looks like they dragged two <i>"jersey chasers"</i> (get it...jersey chasers?? you're welcome) home with them. Mike, sensing he might not get any also invited another girl to the house as a back up. Apparently she was DTF (if you don't know that term you better urbandictionary.com it. Sooo there was a 100% chance he was getting some that night. Well...except for the fact that she brought her "hippo" friend with her. Mike, taking advantage of ANY situation had a plan. He put the jersey chasers in one room with Vinny and Pauly D and DTF/hippo in another. The hippo went to sleep and everyone else had a blast. Hope the producers refilled the Valtrex prescriptions after that night....</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;">The next day Mike decides to to T & L and skip the G because he wants to cook the family dinner. He wants anyone else who's not cooking to help clean. Angelina I guess didn't hear him because her ear seems to be glued to the phone 24-7. Seriously who is that interesting that you need to talk to them that much? Newsflash! You're in MIAMI! Anyway, Mike gets home and the sitch hits the fan when he realizes that Angelina didn't help clean. He yells at her and excludes her from dinner. Angelina flips the hell out. She must've been </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;">super</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;"> hungry.... In true Situation style, Mike decides to apologize to Angelina. Ok, so she's not excluded from Ravioli night. Thank goodness b/c she was obviously starving. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;">After dinner a sad Snooki decides to clean out her closet (just like that Eminem song) and burn all pictures of her and Emilio. The gang all comes outside to watch and celebrate. I feel like it's the 2010 version of Grease when they have that pep rally at the high school....well except there's more hair pomade and Ed Hardy t-shirts in this version. Oh and apparently the word of the day is "sympathetic". Thanks Snooki, although I really don't think she can spell that word if she tried.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;">And now the moment we've all been waiting for.....it's "anonymous" letter time! Snooki and Jwoww finally decide to give Sammi the letter. Jwoww puts the letter in Sammi's drawer all 007 style....It's...about...to go....DOWN... now the waiting game begins. Jwoww, Snooki, and the Situation all head to work the next day. Question: What is he wearing? He's obviously to sexy for his job. I think we know where all that per episode $$ is going towards now... Sammi finds the letter and questions both Pauly and Vinny before saying anything to Ronnie. Following guy code to a "T" they say absolutely nothing. Geez Sammi, get a clue. Anyway, Vinny wastes no time clueing in his boy Ronnie that his reign as president of the IFF is about to become a realization. Ronnie's pissed and goes to see Sammi who shows him the letter. Ronnie reads the letter and immediately rules Snooki out as a possible suspect because the word "wisely" was used. I snicker. Ronnie owns up to some of the letter but not all of it. Has he forgotten that cameras follow them around constantly and that she will eventually see everything? Sammi decides that it may be time to finally end everything....<b>FINALLY!!!</b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;">Meanwhile at work Jwoww and Snooki are curious to find out whether Sammi found the letter or not. Jwoww calls the house and who picks up the phone? Sammi. Sammi starts telling them about the letter and they both play stupid like they know nothing. She believes them. Seriously? I keep hoping that Sammi's not an idiot and she constantly lets me down. The girls and The Situation get off work and come home to read the letter. Without even batting an eye the Situation basically tells Sammi that everything in the letter is true. Looks like </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;">somebody</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;"> forgot guy code. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;">Ronnie realizes the girls wrote the letter and he's pissed at them...you know b/c he's the one who cheated.....and it's their fault for telling their friend.....b/c that makes a ton of sense. He goes back and tries to talk to Sammi and she totally shuts him down. Ronnie turns it around to make it sound like he broke up with her and then immediately goes to call another girl (cue Hometown hottie). Does Ronnie have a brain? I'm still waiting to find out. Sammi walks up when he's on the phone and asks him who he's talking to and he lies. Again Ronnie...there are CAMERAS in this entire friggin house! Did you never watch The Real World? We know who's on the phone and everything. Cue another Sammi and Ronnie fight which ends with them sleeping in separate bedrooms....thank the lord!</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New',Courier,monospace;"><br />
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</b></div>Post-Teen Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17359003380780762186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6465699477153738511.post-80698464504648924442010-08-26T20:24:00.000-07:002010-08-26T20:24:10.840-07:00Quotes from last week's Jersey Shore Episode<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKgsCaXzeNeWF9X0jtmB23HHKT0iQqWjgG8lziULXJAZofi0R6lTHZ2MnGQsq2Gesm4zICzCCF5fSYmvG4qoNwPAF9V4UwGdd0iPZOaMO4JcBzjN3OPFkeFDp4OLDAReyDdNNBeZJtCWo/s1600/Jersey+Shore+cast.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKgsCaXzeNeWF9X0jtmB23HHKT0iQqWjgG8lziULXJAZofi0R6lTHZ2MnGQsq2Gesm4zICzCCF5fSYmvG4qoNwPAF9V4UwGdd0iPZOaMO4JcBzjN3OPFkeFDp4OLDAReyDdNNBeZJtCWo/s320/Jersey+Shore+cast.jpg" /></a></div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Ok, so Teen Mom took a break which means I needed something to take up my time....enter Jersey Shore....with their fist pumping and drunken debauchery I almost completely forgot Teen Mom was delayed for a week. Here are some of my favorite quotes from last week's episode!!!!</span></b><br />
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</span></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">GARY AND AMBER</span></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Gary and Amber are back from Florida in which Gary proposed. Back to the life of bills, more bills and a crazy trashed house! Seriously, there are 2 adults and 1 kid. Why does it look like an episode of Hoarders in there?? Well they're back in town and things seem to be going well....for now. Somehow Gary lost rock paper scissors and is now in a bunny suit for Easter. Good lord, he's being a great sport. Especially since this will definitely be on National TV lol. Our world's craziest teen couple is headed to Gary's mom's house for Easter. Instead of thanking Gary for his bunny help Amber responds with "I cannot talk to you in that freaking Easter bunny outfit. You look so f*cking funny right now." Thanks a lot Amber. Easter with Gary's family seems to be going well. I mean how estactic does Amber want them to be when she tells them they're engaged for the 3rd time? Well they break the exciting news and Gary's stepdad makes it clear that he's not a big fan of Amber's parents. Amber takes offense and walks on home by herself....yep...Easter's going great.... They continue to have an all out fight in which Amber yells "Don't ever ask me to marry you again!" Looks like we may not have the joy of watching a 4th engagement for these two.... Amber and Gary have a nice night apart after the fight. And as we all well know Gary and Amber end have a great make-up conversation which includes Amber whining, Gary apologizing, and some crying and hugging. I'm glad they made up since they're "fianced" now.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">TYLER AND CATELYNN</span></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Tyler and Catelynn.......sigh......are still trying to work out their issues. Tyler wants Catelynn's phone records to see how much she's been calling some dude (the ex) in Florida. Catelynn has cried for 3/4 of this season....it's a little depressing. Tyler is winning an Emmy for his selfish speech but he's making a good point. They just need a break from one another good lord....Catelynn calls her counselor to talk about the whole Tyler and phone situation. I know they love each other but seriously...this doesn't seem to be going well. Take a break. We finally see the first mean text message from Tyler. They go to visit the adoption office to give Easter baskets for Carly and to see Carly's new pictures and end up having a Dawson's creek style argument at the end....sigh... I pick up my remote and click the info button to make sure I'm not watching an ABC family episode....just checking...I feel bad for them I really do but....ugh....I think they need a little break. Tyler decides to talk it out with him mom. I amazed at how rational his mother is. Looks like their will be a nice end of the episode make up in the future for them......blergh... =) Tyler decides that he doesn't want to see the phone records in the end and they make up....awww...whatever....</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">MACI</span></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Maci is baaack. The majority of Maci's posts will have to be written with that long drawn out southern accent she has. She's driving 2 hours to Nashville with Bentley for a "sleepover" with her friends. Pretty sure her idea of a sleeppver is hanging out on a cot in a dorm.......fun. Of course the one friend that you don't want to ever babysit your kids says "Can weee bring Bentley to the parrrty with us?" um....no....and make sure you keep taking that birth control on time Missy because you definitely don't need a kid anytime soon. They discuss Bentley and Kyyyyle meeting for the first time and Maci seems really happy. I'm really rooting for this to work so lets all keep those fingers crossed ok? Kyyyyle's coming by to visit Bentley aka Benny Hanna aka B Man Cometh (made that last one up). Kyyyyyle walks in and gives the total "I'm not a pedophile, really I'm not" phrase "How'reyadoin buddddy?" Give Kyle a bag full of suckers and a van and he may just fit the profile. Oh calm down, I kid, I kid. Bentley's not buying it. Even Maci's encouraging words of "Maybe he doesn't like you" aren't doing the trick...hmm...oh wait...Kyle's getting a ball out....SOLD! Bentley's got a new best friend! Time to hit up the arcade....Bentley, Maci and Kyle are having a great visit today. They even picked a really safe activity to do with the baby......go carts. Bentley looks a little freaked out but he comes out unscathed. I gotta admit it. They are a pretty cute little family if I say so myself. Kyle is doing really well with Bentley and they seem genuinely happy to be together......ftw. Maci reads Kyyyyle his rights and he agrees to the contract of dating Maci. Maci....chill out....he'll be fine.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
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</span></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">FRICKIN FLIGHTY FARRAH</span></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Frickin flighty Farrah (as she will continue to be called from now on) is spending her first Easter away from her parents. Looks like the Easter Bunny wasn't able to make it to her place either. Well that or she may have pressed charges against him too, who knows. Her mom makes a short appearance in this episode as well looking as "Diva" as ever in her sunglasses while picking up trash for her community service hours. Kristina "the hairdresser" comes to visit and chat again, basically to help Farrah find out where to sign her checks. Good think Tara left Sophia on the porch to chill out while they cleaned....that's safe.... Frickin Flighty Farrah is putting her car up for sale. THIS.....should go amazingly well right?.....yeah no.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Frickin Flighty Farrah puts her car up for sale and is so super happy that it already sold. The amazing invisible man that bought the car sent her a check for $5000 and also gave her another $3000 to ship it to another invisible location. Wow....this doesn't seem like a scam at ALL right? Riiiight???....Right.</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Farrah is going to get her car detailed today before they ship it to the invisible seller. As per the usual routine, Farrah forgets diapers, wipes and a jacket on a rainy day. This is going SO well. So now that Farrah sold her car and took out $3000 to wire money to an invisible location she wants to see if the check is a fraud or not....I'm smacking my head against the keyboard while writing this. Geez Farrah....get it together.. Farrah gets the "surprise" call back from the bank. Looks like the check was a fraud and now she's $2600 overdrawn with her bank....eek! I'm sure you're just as shocked as I am right? Sophia's so shocked that she flings herself off the bed onto the floor just for a dramatic effect. Way to go Sophia. She calls over her hairdresser to discuss. Questions: when does this girl ever do hair? I haven't even seen her do her own hair. Frickin Farrah is out a ton of money and rent is coming due very soon. She's gettng a HUGE dose of reality and a huge deficit in her bank account. I see a reconciliation with the 'rents in the future....</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
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